Guest entry today: my Mom. I'm sending her some clothes that don't fit anymore but were still brand-new.

"Thanks for saving some of your cool clothes for me. I want to be cool. Barb at work says Jones clothes are made for lezzies. She said they are all boxy and masculine. I said that's cuz women don't want to be sexy at work and most of the customers are box-shaped. Then along came several customers in a row who were clearly lesbians. I think they are very nice and serious about their jobs, and I now have a friend in state police forensics."

G'night everybody! She'll be here all week!