Straight from the "You Can't Make This Sh*t Up" file:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)
In hindsight, it's probably difficult to eat your dog after you're dead... I'm just sayin'.
Posted by Austin at April 28, 2007 05:17 PM