July 11, 2003
Adventures in clerking

When you go to register for a marriage license, they give you a little bag containing:

  • Tide and Downy samples
  • Herbal Essences Shampoo
  • A coupon for teeth whitening
  • A coupon for hair removal
  • Pepto Bismol tablets

According to them, I need to wash, I'm ugly, and I make my new spouse sick. Or maybe it's a warning to not "let myself go" now that I'm out of the dating fiesta. At least the receipt for the license says "Congratulations" across the bottom.

Posted by Janine at July 11, 2003 10:51 AM
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You do live in Springfield! Unfortunately it's apparently the side of town that Cletus lives on.
-Steve

Posted by: Steve on July 11, 2003 12:44 PM

Ok, This is hilarious, but totally unrelated.
-Steve

Posted by: Steve on July 11, 2003 12:45 PM
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