If your new nursery is wallpapered in the following:

And your future sister-in-law made you the following dog:

Would you be
A. Terrified?
B. Delighted?
C. Mystified but grateful?
D. Convinced she's a wacko as you've suspected all along?
I have privately named him Hitler because the front leg got sewn in at a 90 degree angle and it looked like he was saluting. I sewed his legs together to fix the problem. Help protect the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered.
Posted by Janine at February 17, 2003 10:16 PMD. Unless it contained a rattle. Then, I'd switch to C.
Posted by: D on February 17, 2003 11:42 PMoooh, no it doesn't. Should I rip open a seam and put one in? I don't think it's supposed to be played with, just put on a bookshelf until a reasonable period of time has passed and you can then throw it away.
Posted by: Janine on February 18, 2003 03:30 PMLOL. well, if it's not to play with, then i say no. tee hee hee. i was just making fun of you.
Posted by: D on February 18, 2003 05:22 PM