Okay... This story is the coolest! Someone actually grafted a tomato plant to a tobacco root and has created - are you ready? - TOMACCO!
You have to scroll down to see the article on simpsonschannel.com, and they don't have individual links to the stories, but it's still awesome!
Posted by Austin at November 02, 2003 10:16 PMMmmm....tommacco!
Marge, does this cause caaannnceer too?
It does? ....WAAAAHHHHH....D'Oh