The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a soda.
"Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks.
Guinness replies, "If you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."
Posted by Austin at September 29, 2003 02:23 PM
Snaps to Neener for finding this