While Austin makes breakfast in our sunny kitchen, I like to amuse him by making my own breakfast-related lyrics to popular songs. My favorite today:

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Til that red light goes off and they are done
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a waffle man...
WAFFLE MAN! Not burnin up the waffles here no more.

...and so on. The air guitar really makes the performance.