Deonna! Tom Welling (aka Clark Kent (aka Superman)) is living in your house! I recieved a letter from him recently advising me to marry him instead of Austin, and he also enclosed a full-color picture of himself. His handwriting was interesting and definitely different than yours, but the return address on the letter had YOUR address! Please check all basements and nooks for any hiding television stars. Perhaps you can leave a trail of emmys leading to a box propped up on a stick. You may well need to make the box out of kryptonite, but I'm sure you can manage.

Also, the "heroes" stamp was a nice touch.