I absolutely love going to the eye doctor. There's something very "loaves and fishes" about suddenly being able to see, when you didn't even know you were having a problem. Amen!

Here at work they put big giant signs on all of the bathroom doors saying "OPEN DOOR SLOWLY TO PREVENT ACCIDENTS". Once inside the bathrooms, there are clear plastic folders taped to the inside of the stall doors with safety information that they go through and change every few weeks. I whipped up a sign that looks exactly the same but instead says "REMOVE PANTS QUICKLY TO PREVENT ACCIDENTS" and want to put them inside those stalls, but I thought better of it. Instead, I sent one to our safety coordinator since I know she'll get the joke. Some of the people here are not funny at all, but I think it's pretty good.